Spyro's Rage: Archive

Dec 31st

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is this it?

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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i wish i could point at a girl and say “YOU GET IN MY BED NOW” and it would work like it does with my cat

Dec 29th

bloodgods: i’ll never forget the look on that offensive blogger’s face as he had me at gunpoint. Chris and Jimmy were too far away to do anything. He could have killed me right then. But as his group shouted “ANY SURVIVORS?”, he yelled back “NONE.” And then that offensive blogger looked me in the eyes and gave me the most important piece of advice I’ve ever heard. “Make sure you don’t get...

Dec 28th

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boobs are cool

Dec 28th

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god i miss drinking every night

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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save-us-y2j: Captain’s log: Stardate: Supplemental. I am surrounded by strange creatures known as “Policemen”. None of which speak Klingon and wont hear me out as to why I crashed the USS Mum’s Car into The Council of Unending Torment. Otherwise known as “The Local Nursery” to these cretins. They know not of the hurtful beings that occupy that place. Of the hurtful things they said to me and...

Dec 22nd