December 2011
54 posts
is this it?
i wish i could point at a girl and say “YOU GET IN MY BED NOW” and it would work like it does with my cat
bloodgods:
i’ll never forget the look on that offensive blogger’s face as he had me at gunpoint.
Chris and Jimmy were too far away to do anything.
He could have killed me right then.
But as his group shouted “ANY SURVIVORS?”, he yelled back “NONE.”
And then that offensive blogger looked me in the eyes and gave me the most important piece of advice I’ve ever heard.
“Make sure you don’t get...
boobs are cool
god i miss drinking every night
save-us-y2j:
Captain’s log: Stardate: Supplemental.
I am surrounded by strange creatures known as “Policemen”. None of which speak Klingon and wont hear me out as to why I crashed the USS Mum’s Car into The Council of Unending Torment. Otherwise known as “The Local Nursery” to these cretins. They know not of the hurtful beings that occupy that place.
Of the hurtful things they said to me and...
ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
This is what a dubstep bass drop looks like.
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
i look really good in these khaki’s
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but dont get sad davey j, you get to drink tommorow